Sure, I'd love to help with the laundry.  You can just add it to my future allowance.

  OK, I get it.  The whites go here and...

 

Did I do a good job with the sorting?

 Here, I'm happy to bring you the empty baskets!

 
Geez, this isn't so fun after a while.  Now I see why Mom is so crabby on Sundays.